dear philipp,

holy shit.

Get your bun and your

Get your bun and your box honey, we're leavin'.

so i took one last muffin and cup of orange juice from the free breakfast ive been abusing at the hotel, and said goodbye to bozeman.

time to go.

im mixing drinks for the crew...

still snowing

Idaho? no, U-Da-Ho! ps. i

Idaho? no, U-Da-Ho!
ps. i see snow

did you think the rape-wagon could do it?

this is the hotel i tried to stay in last night in portland, but i couldnt find a door...

Im 130 miles out of

Im 130 miles out of spokane, 7 hours til i arrive in bozeman!

overslept in portland. no seattle

overslept in portland. no seattle for me. strait to bozeman, montata! eta=10hrs

my trip odometer just rolled over

two things ive noticed since

two things ive noticed since entering oregon:
i can see my own breath inside the car.
picture messaging doesnt work.

the nice sign says it

the nice sign says it 39 degrees out

now in Oregon

now in Oregon

leaving shasta.... way the fuck

leaving shasta.... way the fuck up north in california

this post brought to you

this post brought to you by Werner bbq flavored beef jerky. im eating it now!

Im going to hit portland

Im going to hit portland like a blind rage-aholic with a nine iron.

I left my ____ in San Francisco

Answer: my eight dollars worth of toll road fees.

Ready to move on now. For those that may be curious: Check out my route

now can you tell? no? ok screw it.

golden gate bridge... take my word for it.

dear san francisco, Fuck your

dear san francisco,
Fuck your shitty toll roads.

suns on its way

is that a hint of

is that a hint of sunrise?
the night was just getting good.

i just spoke with philipp,

i just spoke with philipp, we requests more text to accompany my pictures. i told him its hard to be a good blogger and a good driver.

smells like cows. i blame

smells like cows. i blame john.

looking at los angeles in

looking at los angeles in my rear view mirror

leaving in approx. 1 hour.

Leaving in approx. 1 hour.